Brief Jerky: Edible underwear for rednecks!

Just in case you were wondering what to get Gator for Reptile Appreciation Day (Oct. 23), here's a hint: meat underwear.

Yes, for a mere $139, you can buy a pair of edible shorts made from ... jerky. No self-respecting redneck should go out in anything less than 100% pure meat. And their maker, Mixed Species, will actually make them to fit your unique waist size!

"We consider these to be the first in 'meat haute couture,'" says Mixed Species. "They are made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store. ... Rumor has it that wearing our BRIEF JERKY undergarments will release their natural pheromones once your body heat and moisture kicks in!"

Ooo, baby.



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