With news that Barbie maker Mattel is now $100 million richer, we present day 3 of Southeast Texas Barbie. Perhaps they'll use that extra coin to spiff-up Barbie's rundown beach house.
VIDOR BARBIE
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud Light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt (only when drunk).
WEST BEAUMONT BARBIE
This collagen injected, rhino"plastic" Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Are those really your lips? Day 3 of Southeast Texas Barbie
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2 Gator-baiters:
That tramp stole my truck! Somebody get her before she hurts it!
I'm waiting for Philip Klein to pray
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