Student pranks are as old as school itself. There are senior pranks, like earlier this year at Northeast High School in Philadelphia where students released 85 hens (Rhode Island Reds, to be precise) into the school -- shutting down classes for the day while district janitors cleaned up the mess. Harmless, but dirty. There are even entire websites devoted to student prank videos and ideas (c'mon America, it seems the worldwide prank leaders are in Europe).
Yesterday's prank at West Brook -- where a chemistry teacher discovered her water had 'magically' turned into perfume -- was devious, with the added twist that the students knew this particular teacher was allergic to the fragrance. Pretty darn diabolical, don't you think?
Despite the nastiness of the prank, our favorite of 2008 is a New York incident, that while a time tested trick, works due to its simplicity and effectiveness.
Three students at a Brooklyn high school spent their after school hours baking cakes for their teachers. How sweet, right? It turns out these sweet treats were laced with a laxative, sending two teachers to the hospital and sickening three others. Their only mistake was adding too much laxative to the cake mix. If they could follow directions they would probably have never initiated to prank in the first place.
How's that for "honoring thy teacher?"
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Punk'd: The year in pranks
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...but let's not forget what teachers can do to their students.
The Chemistry teacher at an “unnamed school in Louisiana” (where I taught), got totally pissed at the football team --- and the coaches. He had a long-standing feud with the coaches for pressuring him to “elevate” grades for certain athletes in his Physical Science and Biology classes.
Since vengeance is a dish best served cold, he determined that Gatorade ought to work just fine to even up the score.
On a late-night combat mission into their locker room, he managed to spike the team's Gatorade with phenothalin, an extremely potent laxative.
The 4th quarter was very amusing. The team managed to finish the game, but only with no players on the bench, and 1/3 of them making repeat returns to the crapper, while those less affected were on the playing field.
It was amazing that no one ever figured it out. Since he was a mousy, little scholarly nobody, he was above suspicion. After all, teachers are supposed to be suffering door mats and not things like that.
He and a couple of us were the only ones who knew of his dastardly deed. I think the only downside for him was not being allowed bragging rights.
Don't mess with a chemistry teacher.
That is some funny shit! Sorry, I had too.
Thanks for the cautionary tale -- and the chemistry lesson.
Any other good pranks out there?
I likeded da prank where da shawty colored girls dance arounds dat old white menz and get they groove on at Pote Arthur schools. Dem girlz be crazy up in dere!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk1n9V1o4sA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-f3GqcWI5A
Oh those crazy kids!
Well, Gator!
If you can come up with a better description of the "N-word” prostitutes at PA Memorial who are giving the other black-American students a bad rap in that U-Tube video, I would like to hear (read) it.
Yet, you allowed the U-Tube link to be posted that invites that very observation. And the usage of faux ebonics was also offensive.
Since only about 3 of us ever bother to post in this forum (under a variety of pseudonyms, “Anonymous” being preferred) --- or actually read Gator’s words of wit --- does it really matter what the 3 of us actually write?
Does this herald an end on “Biting Satire" on the Bayou? Has the Gator both lost his upper and lower choppers --- and his teeny-weenie widdle balls, to boot?
Gator has come down with a good case of Obamaitis, and he has serious complications with PC.
When will you silly whites learn,with your help,Beaumont is run by blacks. There is no use griping about it; stay and submit,or leave,but don't gripe.
Beaumont is not run by blacks. They might be the visible "figureheads" in certain instances, but the Beaumont Mafia with its white money runs this town.
"Jews own it, whites run it, and the blacks enjoy it."
It's funny how some douche bag can get all beside theyselves when they see little monkeys acting like monkeys. Disrepecting their teachers and acting like monkeys. The only difference between the colored girls and the monkeys is that the monkeys actually take care of their young. Coloreds don't.
Go be a flaming lib, I don't care. If you can't handle the cold hard truth that about 90% of the PA students are like this, then crawl back in the fart sack and don't leave your house.
biting commentary aside...maybe the blog needs a *time delay* feature in it to weed out the vulgarity in the comments. or those who comment may want to use a thesaurus to increase their vocabulary from the basic *bad words*...there are other words that can be used besides the *f- bomb*,*d- bag*,etc.
The tall, lanky, "N-word" girl in the U-Tube video performed one of the best masturbations scenes I have seen in a long time.
I wonder if those girls have a fee schedule?
Racist bigots unite on the bayou! Thanks for some semblance of decency, gator, we think you don't go far enough!
Now that they found it's okay to call African Americans monkeys, they'll swing along with that one for a while.
We've been waiting for them to just die off, but evidently they're teaching their children racism, too.
Since we are prodigious breeders, there should be an amply supply of us for years to come.
Yet another U-Tube video that demos the fine learning the students receive at the PA Ninth Grade Center.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0DCjLIkDk&feature=related
What were the monkeys saying or trying to say in this video? I heard words, most of which have roots in the English language. But the sentence structure, grammar and syntax were not standard. Perhaps my own education has left me bigoted. I'm afraid my children are going to be bigoted as well. They speak and write non-cotton field English.
If it looks like a 'ho' and sounds like a 'ho' and acts like a 'ho'....then you've got a 'ho'. The female coons in the video are typical. They'll be prime breeding ground for their football team's 'kwoata back' and 'linesmens'. Plus, as a bonus, in due time produce another generation of fools that walk and talk like 'ho's. It's too bad they aren't getting smarter along the way. It's procreation at a bottom-feeder level with no chance of advancement from a thicklipped, jive-assed, moronville, do-dah land, project destroying tax burden.
Hey. If you want to do a pretty good prank in chemistry class: connect a rubber hose between the natural gas and water supplies. Then open up the water and gas lines at the same time. The water has more pressure than the natural gas and will fill up the natural gas line with H20 so when the teacher comes in to demonstrate a Bunsen burner test at their desk, they will get a water sprinkler before the natural gas comes out. It worked in my class. It will work in any class. It was FUNNY!
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