Border insecurity: So easy, even a camel can do it

Even animals on the lam are looking for a better life...in Texas.

Two camels -- named Yull and Tobi (a big "King and I" fan, perhaps) -- were a long way from their war-torn stomping grounds. They were seen wandering around the Mexico-Texas border town of Ciudad Juarez. Obviously, they were trying to blend in -- keep it on the down low. See that picture to the left, it is uncanny how well they mix with the general populace. 

According to reports: "Mexico has seen a rash of escaped animals lately, including four tigers, a 500-pound lion and a five-ton elephant." 

As an aside, how on Earth do you misplace a five-ton elephant?

Are these prison breaks a coincidence? We think not. Zoos back in the states better keep an eye out for these job stealin', illegals -- putting good, hard working American animals out of work. If you ask us, we can't seem to get that giant fence up fast enough.